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Most know Reche Caldwell as the Patriots receiver who droppednearly every pa s thrown his way duringthe 2007AFC Championship game. Now, he'll be remembered as one of the dumbest criminals in prison which is way worse.If you don't remember Caldwell, then you may remember his eyes. His bigeyes widenedevery time he dropped a pa s in the game (which, was often).if Twitter had been around back then his eyes would have been used with Crying Jordan. DeAnthony Thomas Jersey MORE: Sports conspiracy theories, ranked| Best cost-effective,veteran free agentsHe was alsoa terrible, no-good, awful criminal. ESPN The Magazine ran a very detailed story into Caldwell's current predicament prison and the moves he took to get there.His first (yes, first) encounter withSWAT came when he started agambling parlor located acro s from an elementary school. He didn't exactly keep a low profile,and the cops caught onand invaded the parlor. What happens next sounds like a scene in an action-comedy film.ViaDavid Fleming, author of the article:"Caldwell was so oblivious to any threat Cairo Santos Jersey from law enforcement that when the first police flash grenade shook the building, he took another few bites of his sandwich and turned up the volume on the game. 'Then boom another one went off,' he says, 'so I get up and walk out, and there's like 50 police and tanks ramming the door and guys screaming and swarming in from everywhere, helicopters and sirens and smoke, total chaos, and it's still not registering.'"Unaware and a bit annoyed, he says, Zach Fulton Jersey Caldwell walked right into the haze, coughing and waving the smoke away from his face. Swarmed by SWAT members, on his way to the ground, a still exasperated Caldwell yelled, 'Damn, man, you blasted the door with a tank? Why didn't ya just knock? I woulda let y'all in.'"Caldwell's next encounter with SWAT came after he Googled "MDMA-Molly-China" and purchased the illegal drug. He had it sent to his door, but before it arrived, the package was flagged by officials. An undercover cop, disguised as a UPS deliveryman, had Caldwell sign for the package. That's when he was swarmed again."Aw, man, not again," was the thought in Caldwell's head. Len Dawson Jersey Even mom knows her son wasn't about that life."Good Lord that boy was a bad criminal," she said, "and thank Jesus for that."